my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing.
holy shit
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
Nailed it.
my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs
wait there are mean eggs
you poor soul
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
yet another unrealistic standard for cats
man fuck you too broccoli! rude.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Super Moon
— June 23, 2013
Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.
These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.
what are your plans for the weekend
who knows
(i know)
(i'm not leaving the house)
What I like to call “Michael’s Will” - Immersion: Simulation Racer (x)